[Z] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[Z] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[Z] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[]I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses.
[Z] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
[x] I hate my dad.
[Z] I hate my mom.
[] I have a brother.
[Z] I have a sister.
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[Z] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together. (Well… There like mid-divorce and my dad doesn’t really live with us, does that count? XD)
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[Z] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework. (Err… Well… Kinda… Like 75%?)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Dude, I’ve missed over a month XDDD)
[X] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[Z] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my job.
[] I've been fired.
[] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[Z] I've had my pants rip in public.
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[Z] I've had chicken pox. (Minor. When I was just a wee wittle one)
[] I was born in a different country.
[] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[Z] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[Z] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[Z] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[Z] I've seen a shooting star.
[Z] I've wished on a shooting star
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[@] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[z] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[@] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[@] I've played a prank on someone.
[@] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[@] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
[@] I'm single.
[] I'm in a relationship.
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[] I miss someone right now.
[Z] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[@] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[Z] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I'm bi.
[] I'm gay.
[] I've had sex.
[] I've had phone sex.
[] I've cybered.
[] I've had sex in public.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[] I am a cuddler.
[] I've been kissed in the rain.
[@] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger
[Z] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[Z] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[@] I've snuck out of my house.
[@] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[Z] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[@] I've cheated while playing a game.
[@] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[@] I've witnessed a crime.
[] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
[@] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed.
[Z] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[Z] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[Z] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[@] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[Z] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[@] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[Z] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[Z] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[Z] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[@] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[Z] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[] I own a cosplay outfit.
[@] I know what cosplay means.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books. (Ahh… I collect manga…
[] I own something from The Gap.
[@] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person. (Umm… I kinda am, kinda not. I can’t really explain, so I’ll just put no.)
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[] I twirl my hair.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[Z] I love Spam.
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[@] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[Z] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[Z] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[Z] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[] I am really ticklish.
[Z] I love white chocolate.
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[] I'm good at remembering dates.
[Z] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[] I loath labels.
[x] I like action movies.
[x] I like horror movies.
[] I like chick flicks.
[x] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[x] I can't spell well.
[] I treasure my friends.
[] I think of others before myself.

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Rules:
1] You must answer all questions in your own truth.
2] You must not answer any questions with other questions.
3] Don't answer with "I don't know"

Begin:

1] How do you react when someone you don't know approaches you from behind and taps your shoulder?
I usually just raise and eye brow then look away. Why should I care?

2] Why do you sleep?
So I don’t pass out in class. My teachers relatively get angry.

3] Why is the sky blue?
Eh… You know… That one reason that has to do with the ocean or something.

4] What do you say when someone you love tells you they hate you and never want to see you footsteps where they dwell anymore?
I’d probably laugh then go sleep it off and wake up later and not remember it for another few hours. –snorts-

5]What would be the last thing you say before you die?
Eh. Maybe crack up. But talking? “Kevin Bacon, you whore, go eat your own spleen.”

6] What would be the last thing you expect to hear before you die?
“RAWR! YOUR POWER RANGER JUST GOT OWNED.”

7] Do you regret anything you did before?
Yup.

8] How do you see life?
It sucks. Why the hell is it here?

9] What is your favorite moral?
I don’t have morals.


10] What's you trademark response?
I’ll eat your liver.

11] What is the first thing you see when you read OCEAN ?
Arrowhead. Hah.

12] Have you ever had someone think you had honestly gone insane?
Shit, way too many people. Like literally insane. How fuckin sad.

13] What is your current position in thought and feelings?
Feelings generally shouldn’t exist. They make life crap. And we should all have our own thoughts instead of playing follow the leader.

14] Can you swim well?
Yeah, sure.

15] Are you deep or shallow?
I’m a shallow little shit. –smirk-

16] What do you think you are?
Arthur the Invisible.

17] Do you believe in hope for another life after death?
If you mean reincarnation, then sure. I dig.

18] If you could be any animal what would it be?
A coral reef.

19] Do you think you are honestly a kind person?
Way too much so. Geez I hope I fall off the deep end soon and go explode Mars.

20] If you had to change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I wish I could talk easier and show others my true personality.

21] Do you think school is a waste of time?
I’d rather be lying in a ditch, half stoned.

22] Do you think life to too short or too long?
If your over the age of four months, than yeah, too long.

23] Can you fly?
Fuck yes, cockbite!

24] What music do you perfer?
Indie.

25] Do you feel caged up or free?
I would feel free-er(that’s a word) if I lived in the pound.

26] Do you think age has anything to do with wisdom (Note: I did not say knowledge) and how smart you are?
Not by much. A person could go their whole life being sheltered. Take a random teen off the street. Kids these days know way too much.

27] Do you believe in innocence?
I suppose. By the age of two, we’re all tainted hand grenades.

28] What do you think?
I’ll break your femur and swallow your intestines.

29] Can people actually be emotionally sick?
They can be emotionally damaged.

30] Does you personal environment effect your mood and action?
Of course.

31] Are you a patient person?
Umm… I’m gonna go with no.

32] Do you care about yourself first or put others before yourself?
Myself. Screw them.

33] What movies do you watch?
I prefer something that has a twisted ending you don’t expect like The Uninvited or Fight Club, that has to do with the inner workings of one’s psych

33] How do you describe yourself?
Purple Pluto People Pee-er

34] What object, animal, person, figure of speech, movie, song etc. describes you?
I like Still Searching by Senses Fail. –insert long, drawn out snort here- But if you prefer Spit by Kittie, go crazy.

35] Have you taken a good look at yourself lately?
Why bother, but probably.